Marty Rathbun Goes To The Fatherland

Note: This article was originally posted on 8/29 but had been updated.

Our correspondents have informed us that Marty Rathbun and Monique Rathbun are soon going to Germany on an all-expenses-paid trip courtesy of anti-religious extremist Ursula Caberta.

While Ursula Caberta has made her extremism and hostile intentions toward Scientology abundantly clear, Marty Rathbun has built his entire house of cards on the lie that he is a “true Scientologist.” However, that is his big lie.  If it was not apparent before,  his relationship with Caberta firmly cements him as anti-Scientology and anti-L. Ron Hubbard.  He has become as much an extremist as she is.

He is psychotic.

But what happened to him? He became what he lost to.  Rathbun worked in the external affairs department of the Church, responsible for defending the Church from attacks by enemies such as Caberta.  Yet, he lost every battle he ever fought and has now become all the people he was supposed to handle.  In other words, he was a chronic loser and couldn’t handle these enemies. Instead he became them. Therefore, it’s not surprising that Rathbun has now allied himself with the human rights violator who personifies anti-Scientology religious bigotry, Ursula Caberta, thus revealing his true colors.

Who is Ursula Caberta?  She is responsible for the widespread discrimination against Scientologists in Germany. Her actions are designed to systematically blacklist and boycott Scientologists from public and private employment and to deny Scientologists the right to contract with the government and the private sector.

Marty Rathbun knows that for over a decade the United States Department of State, in its International Religious Freedom Report, has routinely publicly reproached Germany for these and other discriminatory acts that German Scientologists, and visiting American Scientologists, suffered there, stating so as recently as November, 2010.

Some say that Ursula Caberta has become a joke and embarrassment for the German government. But, Caberta is now Rathbun’s new best friend.

Caberta will likely parade her new buddy in front of the press – which is likely how she plans to exploit the visit of Marty and Monique Rathbun as well.  Well, she needs to show the German government that she spent her money well.

It is hoped that everyone will realize that this trip represents Rathbun’s ultimate total failure and complete transformation into that which he spent the better part of his adult life fighting.